The Wayhaught and Jetri Newlywed Game – EH Con Canada 2019

The Wayhaught and Jetri Newlywed Game – EH Con Canada 2019

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[Moderator]: Live from Purgatory’s Moose Lodge here come the newlyweds! [Cheers] That’s right, it’s The Newlywed Game and now let’s meet our couples for today. Couple number one, she’s the town sweetheart and she’s the newly installed sheriff of Purgatory, Please welcome Waverly Earp and Nicole Haught! [Cheers] [Dom]: Hi! Hey! [Kat]: Oh wow [Dom]: Do you see these guys?
[Kat]: Amazing [Dom]: You look amazing
[Kat]: Amazing. I love it [Dom]: Hi! [Cheers] [Kat]: Yes! [Moderator]: Go ahead and have a seat, ladies. Have a seat Together for a little over a year, Nicole knows that whenever she can’t find her sweetheart [Cheers] Nicole knows that whenever she can’t find her sweetheart she just has to look for her in the garden. [Laughter] [Moderator]: And here comes couple number two. He’s a brain with a heart of gold, and he’s a jazz loving forest ranger who hates trees Please welcome Jeremy Chetri and Robin Jett [Cheers] [Dom]: Yay yay yay! [Kat]: Your hair is very nice I don’t want to mess it up
[Dom]: Justin! Justin! [Moderator]: It’s a big gay panel, everybody! Together only a few months Jeremy says that his only complaint is when Robin licks all of the potato chips in the bag before Jeremy can eat them And those are your couples for today! [Cheers] [Dom]: I was in the toilet so [Kat]: Okay [Moderator]: Alright [Dom]: I was in the toilet when we got
debriefed about this so I have all of zero idea [Kat]: Catching up to do
[Dom]: We’re on teams!? [Dom]: I was like can we come closer? Can we sit- [Kat]: I was like, No, we’re against them! [Laughter] [Justin]: This is, this is game time now
[Varun]: Yeah. We’re here to win [Dom]: Is it important that, like, they don’t see what we write? [Moderator]: Correct. Yeah [Varun]: oh, okay
[Moderator]: It’s also important that don’t see what each other’s writing I’ll explain that in just a moment though [Dom]: can you least move
so that I’m not in the table leg [Moderator]: but before I do,
in case you don’t know who I am, I am your host, Jen Tidwell! [Cheers] [Moderator]: Alrighty folks. Here we go! First of all, for those unfamiliar, The Newlywed Game is a game of predictions where the couples will try to predict their partner’s answers [Dom]: HAHA!
[Laughter] [Moderator]: Now because we can’t describe these fantastic couples in boring traditional binary terms, and who would want to, We’re instead going to identify you as either Tall or Small [Laughter]
[Cheers] [Moderator]: Hopefully you know which one applies to which [Kat]: You’re definitely the tall one.
[Varun]: I’m small you’re tall
[Justin]: Yeah [Moderator]: You may have noticed that each of you has been given a pair of ear plugs and a set of headphones for each couple to share [Dom]: Ahh! This is so fun! [Laughter] [Moderator]: This is so that you won’t be able to hear your partner’s answers before it’s your turn to guess their prediction [Kat]: Okay, I hope it’s a good song.
Laughter] [Moderator]: This round we’re going to have the Talls-
[Laughter] [Varun chuckles] [Dom]: You guys, put the headphones on
[Laughter] [Justin]: What’s playing?
[Moderator]: It’s a very groovy mix
[Varun]: Yeah! [Moderator]: I’d like to thank-
[Laughter] [Dom]: Are you listening to me? [Varun]: There is- There is jazz
[Justin]: is there jazz? [Dom]: So sorry babe, I’m so sorry [Moderator]: I’d like to thank my absolutely fabulous assistant Christy for that mix. So, yes [Cheers] [Moderator]: Alright. So this round. This round we’re going to have the Talls make their predictions first So, Smalls. If you will please put in your ear plugs [Varun]: Okay
[Moderator]: and put on your headphones [Dom squeals with excitement]: AHH!
[Moderator]: and turn your-
[Laughter] [Moderator]: and turn your back to your partners [Varun panics]: AHH!
[Kat]: Oh my God there’s so much pressure [Varun]: I know
[Dom]: Me too [Moderator]: Alright.
[Justin]: Okay. and we write on number 1?
[Moderator]: Correct [Dom]: and then turn our backs to our partners? this is so [unintelligible] [Laughter] [Moderator]: Alrighty. Okay. Here we go Talls Now that hopefully your smalls can’t hear your answers, we’ll get started. First of all, all of these will be five point questions and you will be answering these questions as you predict your PARTNER will answer them. Every time your partner answers correctly with your prediction you’ll be five points closer to our exciting prize [Crowd] oooooo [Kat]: I’m so nervous [Justin]: I know, me too [Kat]: It’s crazy
[From the crowd]: That’s what the Stetson is for! [Laughter] [Kat]: It’s grounding me [Varun]: I’m having a great time
[Moderator]: Alright [Moderator]: In front of you are three whiteboards, one for each question. You will write your answers to reveal to your partners later So here’s your first five point question Which of the two of you will your partner say will probably end up looking a little naughty on the show today? [Kat]: Sorry. One more time [Laughter]
[Justin]: So [Moderator]: Which of the two of you will your partner say will end up looking a little naughty on the show today? [Justin]: Well
[Moderator]: who is going to have the freudian slip? [Kat]: which will-
[Justin]: end up looking a little- oh, okay [Laughter] [Moderator] So Alright Robin, who do you think? Between you and Jeremy who’s going to end up looking a little naughty today? What do you think he’d say? [Kat]: [unintelligible]?
[Moderator]:Correct [Laughter] [Moderator]: Alright. Okay. So, so you’re answer is yourself. [Justin reveals answer, “Robin”]
[Moderator:] You think he’s going to say you? Okay And who you think? Okay, so you think? [Kat reveals answer, “Waverly”]
[Laughter]
[Moderator]: Okay Both of you place your whiteboard face down in front of you Now the second question Who would your partner say is the messier of the two of you? [Laughter] Okay So that’s who your partner would say. So you that that he would say?
[Justin reveals answer, “Jeremy”] [Moderator]: Okay
[Laughter] [Moderator]: and, and Nicole you think that- [Kat reveals answer, “Waverly”]
[Moderator]: Waverly? Okay [Laughter] [Moderator]: Alright. Go ahead and put that face down in front of you. And your final five point question What would your partner say is YOUR favorite thing to eat? [Laughter] [Cheers] [ the sound of a crowd who has its collective mind in the gutter (which for Wynonna Earp is pretty on-brand) ] [Moderator]: Okay [Kat reveals answer, “Pussy” with a little drawing of a cat]
[Cheers] [Laughter] [Justin reveals answer, “Potatoes”]
[Cheers] [Moderator]: Okay. Go ahead and put those boards down. Go ahead and put those boards down Uh, Nicole I have to ask you is Waverly cheating by watching the screen? [Kat]: what’s that?
[Moderator]: Is Waverly cheating by watching the screen? [Kat]: I don’t know [Moderator]: Okay we’ll find out. Okay. Alright so, uh, Talls if you’ll go ahead and tap
your Smalls on the shoulder let them know to take off their headphones and ear plugs [Justin]: you can take off your-
[Varun]: Take it off? [Moderator]: Alright here we go [Varun]: out of context Kat’s answers look insane [Laughter] [Varun]: I didn’t know what’s going on [Laughter] [Justin]: Oh, you’ll get the context real soon [Laughter]
[Varun]: Okay. Alright [Moderator]: Okay here we go Smalls. [Kat]: Come on. You’ve got this
[Dom]: It’s me!
[Kat]: Yeah [Dom]: There was uhh [Dom sings Better Together by Jack Jackson]
There’s no combination of words I could put on a postcard [Varun laughs]
[Dom]: Whilst you were all screaming in the background Ahh, laughing, like
This is the best thing I’ve ever experienced! [Laughter]
[Cheers] [Moderator]: That’s what we like to hear Alright, here we go. Smalls, in the first round I asked your partners [Kat]: we got this
[Moderator]: three five point questions and asked them to answer what they think YOUR answers would be. [Dom]: OOH!
[Moderator]: I’m going to ask you these questions now and every time your answers match up with your partner’s prediction you will earn five points. [Dom]: Five points
[Moderator]: Here we go [Kat]: it’s so much longer than [unintelligible]
[Dom]: Yeah, you’re right [Moderator]: First question Which of the two of you do you think will probably end up looking a little naughty on the show today? Waverly, between you and Nicole who do YOU think is going to look the naughtiest on the show today? [Dom]: On the show? What does that mean?
[Dom reacts to microphone volume]: Ooh! [Moderator]: This is- Well, this is the show. That you’re on [Laughter]
[Moderator]: This is The Newlywed Game [Laugher]
[Dom]: So I’m in character right?
[Moderator and Crowd]: Yes [Dom]: I’m starting to understand what’s going on here [Laughter] [Dom]: Thanks Gisella [unintelligible from crowd] [Dom]: Oh! This is a REAL show [Laughter] [Kat]: [unintelligible] [Kat]: … an episode of the show [Moderator]: yeah yeah [Kat]: I’ll-
[Varun]: Oh, it’s a television show? [unintelligible from crowd]
[Varun]: Oh. Okay. [Justin]: Game Show Network
[Dom]: Okay [unintelligible from crowd]
[Dom]: So this is the actual show [Moderator]: So, so, yeah. [Kat]: You guess who your partner
[Dom]: All three? [Moderator]: Yeah
[Kat]: All three [Moderator]: On this, on the show today who do you think is going to end up looking more naughty? is it going to be you, Waverly, or Nicole? [Laughter] [Kat]: Come on babe. You’ve got it [Dom]: I feel like we can both be extremely naughty Ummm you babe. [Moderator]: Okay, Nicole can you reveal the answer please? Reveal the answer please [Kat reveals answer, “Waverly”]
[Moderator]: Oh! Unfortunately [Varun]: Oh [Moderator]: Okay Jeremy it goes to you between you and Robin, who’s going to end up
looking the naughtiest on the show today? [Varun]: Like. Naughty?
[Moderator]: Naughty. [Justin]: Like, super naughty
[Varun]: Like, dirty? [Laughter] [Justin]: Yeah. Like that
[Varun]: Well, then, me. [Varun]: uh, then me
[Moderator]: PG-13 [Varun]: PG, uh-
[Moderator]: P- Pushing R. Maybe [Laughter] [Varun]: Jeremy. I think [Moderator]: Go ahead and reveal your answer [Justin reveals answer, “Robin”]
[Varun]: Awww [Applause] [Dom]: It was a warm-up! It was a warm-up! It was a warm-up! [Varun]: Yeah
[Moderator]: Okay here we go
[Varun]: I actually wanted to be naughtier [Moderator]: Question two. Question two
Jeremy coming to you first. [Dom]: Fucking Hell [unintelligible] [Moderator]: Who is the messier of the two of you? [Varun breathes into the mic]: pfffh [Dom]: I mean. [Laughter] [Moderator]: Five seconds
[Kat]: Think about our personalities [Moderator]: Need an answer
[Dom]: You think that I’m, I’m messier than you, don’t you? [Moderator]: Yeah. Well I’m actually asking Jeremy right now. Between-
[Dom]: Oh, sorry!
[Varun]: You’re asking me? *talking all at once* [Moderator]: between you and Robin
[Varun]: I incorrectly thought you were asking Waverly
[Dom]: You think I’m messier than you, which is interesting [Varun]: Okay. Uhhh. [Varun makes gibberish thinking noises ]
[Varun]: You, uh… You! [Moderator]: Uh, reveal your answer please [Justin reveals answer “Jeremy”]
[Laughter]
[Varun]: No! Oh my God [Justin]: You’ve got. You’ve got your, your science stuff everywere [Varun]: Yes, I know! but also you’re like a stoner
[Moderator]: Alright, Waverly [Laughter] [Moderator]: Waverly same question to you between you and Nicole who is the messier? [Dom breathes into the mic]
[Dom]: I’m, I’m messier [Crowd]: Awww [Laughter]
[Moderator]: Go ahead and reveal your answer there Nicole [Kat reveals the answer, “Nicole”]
[voice from the crowd]: think about the show! [Varun]: Hey. We’re doing good
[Dom]: Think about our personalities and I was like I was thinking about it and I was like, oh there’s been a few scenes where Waverly’s had her clothes on the floor [Kat]: Structured and organized
[Dom]: Organized a hundred percent! [Dom]: but then I said that you went,
[Dom imitates Kat] “Think of our personalities” [Laughter]
[Dom]: like. and I was like, oh… Okay.. I’m thinking of our personalities, but-
[Moderator]: it’s okay it’s alright. Waverly you have a chance. You still- it’s a wide open door you still have a chance [Kat]: we’ll get the next one
[Moderator]: Here’s the third question from round one. Third question [Cheers] [Moderator]: and I REALLY need you to get into Nicole’s head for this one, Waverly [Laughter] [Dom]: do you want to switch?
[Kat takes Dom’s microphone]
[Dom gets a new microphone] [Moderator]: Alright. So, Waverly
[Dom]: Yes! [Moderator]: What is YOUR favorite thing to eat [Crowd]: No!
[unintelligible from crowd] [Kat]: No! What’s MY favorite thing to eat [Moderator]: Sorry. What is Nicole’s favorite thing to eat?
Thank you. Sorry What is? Thank you. [Cheers]
[Moderator]: What is Nicole’s favorite thing to eat? [Cheers] [Dom hesitates]: P-
[Laughter] [Kat]: Come on [Crowd]: Say it! Say it! [Dom]: Pussy [Kat]: Yes!
[CHEERS] [Kat]: Yes! [Moderator]: Nicole go ahead and reveal to confirm [Dom]: Was it right?
[Kat]: Yes [Cheers] [Dom laughs]
[Dom]: YES!!!! [Dom chants]: Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea!
[Kat reveals answer, “Pussy” with a drawing of a cat face] [Moderator]: Alright
[Dom]: Did you write it? [Dom]: Yes!
[Moderator]: Okay [Dom]: Yes! Yes! Yes! [Moderator]: Okay Jeremy
[Varun]: I feel like you really had the help of the audience on that one [Varun laughs] [Varun]: hard to miss
[Moderator]: Okay Jeremy [Dom]: Alright Varun. Competitive
[Moderator]: What is Robin’s favorite thing to eat? [Crowd]: oooooh [Varun breathes into mic]
[Varun]: Okay [Unidentifiable]: In character [Varun]: In character Vegan treats?? [Moderator]: Go ahead and reveal your answer board
[Varun]: Right? From the show! [Justin reveal answer, “Potatoes”]
[Justin]: Both eat and lick [Varun shouts]: NO! [Justin]: In no particular order
[Varun]: No! [Moderator]: Okay that wraps up round one. Interesting results from our first round [Cheers] [Moderator]: Alright Now it is time to put the Smalls in the hot seat instead
[Dom]: Yes! [Moderator]: so Talls please put in your ear plugs and put your headphones on Smalls if you’ll take a second to wipe down those whiteboards [Varun]: Yeah you can- oh you can’t? Okay okay. It’s just Kenny G [Kat]: Kenny G? I love Kenny G [Christy musically offended]: No. No, it’s not Kenny G [Laughter]
[Moderator]: Alright. As a reminder [Moderator]: As a reminder you will be answering these questions how you PREDICT your partner will answer them [Dom squeals with excitement]: EEE!
[Moderator]: Alright [Laughter] [Dom sings to herself] [Justin]: I’m sorry, what?
[Moderator]: go ahead and face me
[Justin]: Yeah [Moderator]: Turn your backs to your partners when you’ve got headphones on. [Kat]: Good thing I’m not a lip reader. [Moderator]: Yeah. I’ve this microphone in front of my face so good luck [Varun]: Don’t you feel the pressure now? [Moderator]: Here we go [Dom]: When I tell you, like, that was so stressful
[Varun]: Oh my God, it’s so stressful
[Dom]: and, uh. Right? Right? My God but like, I obviously thought Waverly when it was the uh, the organizing [Varun]: and look, we’re so bad at this we’re supposed to be Jeremy and Waverly right now [Dom]: I know! and we’re talking like friends
[Varun]: Yeah, we’re talking like ourselves so. Right right right right [Moderator]: Well, you’re friends in Purgatory so that’s okay uhh, but as a reminder, uh, Smalls [Moderator]: You will be answering-
[Dom mockingly]: Smalls… [Moderator]: How you predict
[Dom]: I’m not small [Dom]: Huh?
[Moderator]: your partner will answer them. You’re going to answer them how predict your partner will answer [Dom]: Copy copy copy
[Varun]: Okay okay okay okay okay okay [Dom]: I’m just now getting this game. We’re fine [Varun]: Yeah. We got this. We got this [Moderator]: Alright now for this round we’ll be asking you three more questions but they’ll be worth ten points each. [Dom]: ooooooooooo [Moderator]: Ten point each. So there’s a chance to steal Here we go. Alright first question [Dom takes exaggerated deep breaths] [Moderator]: What would your partner say
[Dom continues breathing into mic] [Moderator]: is the strangest thing
[Dom]: oh sorry [Moderator]: they’ve ever caught you doing? [Laughter] [Moderator]: What would your partner say is the strangest thing they’ve ever caught YOU doing? [Varun ]: okay okay. um. uh
[Dom]: oh no! oh no! oh no! [Varun]: oh. uh Huh
[Dom claps into the mic] [Dom]: Strangest thing
[Varun]: Strangest thing [Dom]: that she ever caught me doing
[Varun]: Oh! [Dom]: I don’t know
[Laughter] [voice from the crowd]: Champ! [Laughter] [Moderator]: Alright [Varun]: No wait! [Varun]: I’m ready
[Dom]: Shit. I’ve got the pressure of writing it now isn’t it? Um. Is everyone thinking of something obvious? or like, is this- [Crowd offers various answers]
whatever! you do you! the spider! [Moderator]: Alright. So Jeremy’s got an answer. So Jeremy what do you think it is?
[Dom]: sorry. one sec, one sec [Varun]: Uh, my psychic groin touch [Moderator]: Okay. Alright. Go ahead and, uh, turn your whiteboard upside down [Varun]: Okay [Varun]: Okay. That doesn’t look good [Moderator]: Alright. You got five seconds for me Waverly What do you think is the strangest thing she’s ever caught you doing? [Varun]: I mean
[Moderator]: What is the- [Varun]: You were… you had the goo at one point [voice from crowd]: the metal tower [Dom]: Oh! MUH. Fantastic! [Laughter]
[Moderator]: Alright So go ahead and write that down and turn that card over [Dom]: Oh! What a fanastic answer. Thank you so much Nancy [Moderator]: Here we go. Second question for a possible ten points Between the two of you, who would your PARTNER say beats around the bush the most [Laughter [Dom]: I really like the way you phrased that [Laughter] [Moderator]: it’s almost like it was on purpose. I don’t know Alright Jeremy. Between the two of you. Who would you- would Robin say beats around the bush too much [Varun reveals answer, “Jeremy”] [Moderator]: Alright, okay
[Varun]: Right? Yeah? [Crowd]: Yeah?
[Varun]: Yeah okay. Thank you. I need your support. Okay. Great [Moderator]: Go ahead and place that face down. And Waverly? Between the two of you, who do you- would Nicole say beats around the bush too much? [Dom reveals answer, “Waverly]
[Crowd]: Yeah [Moderator]: Okay. Go ahead and place that face down Final question for a possible ten points [Dom sings showdown music]: do do DO DOOOO! [Varun sing-songy]: Oh NOOO! [Varun]: Okay
[Moderator]: Who would your partner say has better rhythm? [Laughter] [Varun laughs] [Varun]: It’s okay. Yeah [Moderator]: Alright. Jeremy says
[Varun reveals answer, “Robin”] [Varun]: I mean you saw. You saw me dance, right? it’s not. That’s me actually dancing [Moderator]: And Waverly says… [Dom reveals answer, “Waverly”]
[Crowd agrees] [Moderator]: Okay, go ahead those face down so that when your partner turns around they can’t see it Now, but before we move on and ask your partners to join us again I have one more bonus question to ask [Dom]: oooh! [Dom Laughs]: Haha! So fun! [Dom]: [unintelligible]
[Moderator]: I’m going to pass you these extra whiteboards to write your answer on [Dom]: Ooh [Dom]: Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very, very much [Dom sings to herself]
[Dom]: Thank you, babe! [Moderator]: Alright. Now. The great thing about this bonus question is that if you and your partner give the same answer it’s worth an additional twenty five points to your score [Varun]: That’s ALL the points! [Laughter] [Moderator]: And could be the deciding factor for the winning couple today [Dom sings a carnival game style jingle] [Moderator]: You’re going to like this question because I only give you two options for answering so you don’t have to think too much [Laughter]
[Varun]: Okay. Great great great [Moderator]: Does your partner prefer vegan tacos or tofu hot dogs? [Laughter] [Dom]: Tacos right? [Varun]: Thank you [Laughter] [Dom]: I can never remember if tacos has got an E in it or if it’s-
[Crowd]: No [Dom]: T-A-C-O-S
[Crowd]: Yeah [Dom]: Why do I want to put an E in there? [Moderator]: Okay. Go ahead and when you’re finished pass those whiteboards up to my fabulous assistant Christy She’s going to come in front there [Dom]: That’s the bonus question
[Dom giggles] [Moderator]: Alright. Now please tap your partners on the shoulder and let them know to come back and join us in the game [Justin]: Good?
[Varun]: Yeah [Moderator]: Alright. [Dom squeals with excitement]: HEEE! [Laughter] [Dom]: We got this
[Kat]: We got it?
[Dom]: We got this [Varun]: Okay. We got this
[Justin]: This is, this is good. Yeah
[Varun]: Yeah yeah yeah [Moderator]: Alright Talls it’s time to find out how well your partner knows you and guessed what you would say In the first round I asked your partners, uh, Talls I asked you in the first round three five point questions and asked you to answer them how you thought their thoughts would be. This is the second round where the questions have increased to ten points in value [Dom]: Oh I know
[Justin]: Whoa. [Moderator]: I’m goingto ask you these questions now and everytime your answers match your partner’s prediction you get ten points. Here we go. First question [Dom makes noise into the mic] [Moderator]: What is the strangest thing your partner has ever caught you doing? [Dom]: It’s a hard question] [Moderator]: What is the strangest thing Nicole, that you have ever caught Waverly doing? [Varun]: You got this. You go this [Kat]: Oh boy. [Laughter]
[voice in the crowd]: think of the show [Dom]: It. Trust me. I had- I had the same issues with this question [Laughter] [Dom]: Strangest thing. [Dom]: you ever caught me doing
[Moderator]: Five seconds [Kat panics]: FIVE SECONDS?? [Laughter] [Varun]: Strange. Strange. Strange. Strange
[Dom]: Strangest thing you’ve ever CAUGHT me doing. Yeah [Dom]: Weird. I went through a weird phase [Kat]: Uh. The strangest thing I’ve ever caught you doing [Kat]: Eating metal
[Dom]: Ooh, close *talking over each other* [Moderator]: Okay. I will, I will- You know what? I will accept that
[Kat]: Eating lipstick
[Dom]: ooh, but you didn’t see me do that [Moderator]:I will give that to you. Go ahead and raise up your answer there Waverly [Dom]: You didn’t see me do that, but it cut round – [unintelligible] [Moderator]: I will give you that but you have to reveal the answer [Cheers] [Dom reveals answer, “Metal Tower” [Kat]: The tower! oh, okay. Close enough. [Moderator]: Alright. Yeah [Dom]: [unintelligible] [Moderator]: Alright, Robin [Kat]: Did we get it? Yeah!
[Dom]: Half. Five points? [Moderator]: Ten points
[Dom]: No, we’ll do five because it was half
[Moderator]: I get to say, so I’m giving you ten points *talking over each other* [Kat and Dom continue suggesting five points]
[Varun]: Five? Thank you, thank you
[Moderator]: You’re getting ten points [Kat and Dom continue five point discussion]
[Moderator]: ten points sounds great. Okay, good I’m glad we agree. Ten points. Okay, so [Varun]: Dig deep
[Kat]: That was hard
[Moderator]: Alright, Robin same question
[Justin]: Yes [Moderator]: What’s the strangest thing Jeremy has ever caught you doing? [Justin]: Well.
[Crowd]: No [Moderator]: What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever caught Jeremy doing? [Justin]: What’s the strangest thing I’ve ever caught Jeremy doing? [Moderator]: Mhm [Justin]: Oh. [Varun]: You were thinking the whole time about the other thing [Justin]: Yeah I was
[Varun]: Oh no… Okay [Justin]: Uh. Uh. Well, I- You know? Um There’s, um, there’s many things but I would say [Justin laughs] [Moderator]: Five seconds [Justin]: Getting- Holding his groin when he gets a connection [Cheers] [Moderator]: Go ahead and reveal your answer Jeremy
[Varun reveals answer, “Psychic Groin Touch”] [Dom]: Well done. [unintelligible] [Moderator]: Alright. Question number two [Varun sighs with relief]
[Kat]: Okay
[Justin]: Alright [Varun]: we made up for it
[Moderator]: Robin, between the two of you, who beats around the bush the most? [Justin laughs]
[Kat laughs] [Dom laughs] [Justin]: Jeremy [Varun reveals answer, “Jeremy”] [Cheers] [Moderator]: Alright Nicole. Between you and Waverly who beats around the bush the most? [Kat]: What sort of bush?
[Laughter] [Moderator]: Open to interpretation [Kat]: Okay. Uh, Wa- ooh. Open to interpretation? [Laughter] [Kat]: Waverly? [Cheers]
[Dom reveals answer, “Waverly”] [Applause] [Moderator]: Alright final question worth ten points Nicole. Between the two of you, who has better rhythm? [Dom sings a carnival game style jingle] [Kat]: Uh, Waverly
[Moderator]: Yeah [Dom reveals answer, “Waverly”] [Moderator]: And Robin same question to you [Justin]: Well I mean, seeing as I’ve studied Jazz. I’d say Robin [Moderator]: Yes
[Varun reveals answer, “Robin”] [Cheers] [Moderator]: Let’s uh, reveal our new point totals There’s a three in there somewhere. There isn’t?
[Kat]: What? [Justin]: You can just give us the four if you want [Kat]: it’s only fours! [Dom]: It’s fate so [Moderator]: so everybody remember that that’s a three. Here we go. Magic trick [Varun]: Thank you [Moderator]: Alright. So the end of this round we have thirty versus thirty five to Wayhaught. Is that correct? [Crowd]: Yes!
[Moderator]: Alright [Kat]: Really? We’re only up by three points? [Moderator]: by five points. five points [Dom]: Babe, we can [unintelligible]
[Moderator]: It’s okay math. Math is hard. Alright [Kat]: Guys, I’m very competitive [Moderator]: Before we move on I have a quick word from our sponsor Purgatory Mercantile. Your one stop shop for all your dry good and wearable needs and if you’re looking to wet your whistle don’t forget that the mercantile is also home to the Purgatory Brewing Company,makers of Demon Ale. It’s here. It’s beer. It’s a little bit queer. But what it ain’t is evil, so Wynonna Earp please stop shooting up the barrels. [Laughter] Uh, Sheriff, uh, Ms. Waverly if you can assist with that matter? Okay. Thank you. [Dom laughs] [Moderator]: Visit Purgatory Mercantile at 1212 Main Street or online at Purgatory Mercantile dot com [Applause] [Moderator]: Alright. Now before we get to the result of your final bonus questions We have a little something called the lightning round [Crowd]: oooooo [Dom]: I HATE lightning rounds [Kat]: Stay positive [Moderator]: This will be a series of rapid fire questions to see if you and your partner are truly on the same page [Kat]: Oh God [Moderator]: Every time your answers match you will earn two additional points [Dom]: Two additional points [Moderator]: Each of you please grab a whiteboard and a marker [Dom sings as she picks up a whiteboard] *talks at the same time*
[Moderator]: And just wipe off the existing questions there
[Dom]: Also, can I just say. Babe. [Moderator]: Once you have your whiteboards and your markers in hands I want you to so that your backs are to each other [Dom giggles] [Dom]: What are we doing?
[Kat]: Backs to each other so we can’t see [Dom]: Backs to each other. Okay great. Fabulous [Moderator]: Alright. Here’s how this works I will ask a questions and you will either write your name if the answer is yourself or your partner’s name if the answer is your partner [Dom]: Right
[Varun]: Wait. Repeat that, repeat that [Moderator]: You will write your name if the answer is yourself, or your partner’s name if the answer is your partner For example; If I were to ask who is the taller one in your relationship Nicole and Robin would write down their own names, and Waverly and Jeremy would write down their partner’s names [Kat]: Okay
[Moderator]: Make sense?
[Dom]: Yeah
[Varun and Kat]: Yes [Moderator]: Alright Once you’ve written down your answers hold them to your chest until I tell you to reveal them Matching answers earn two points [Dom]: Matching answers is two points
[Moderator]: Yes [Laughter]
[Dom]: Okay [Moderator]: Are you ready? [Kat calmly]: Yes
[Dom with no chill]: YES!
[Varun with focus]: Let’s go. [Moderator]: Most likely to laugh at an inappropriate time or place? [Laughter] [Varun panic noises] [Dom]: Do we show it? or do-
[Moderator]: Not yet, hold on [Varun]: Oh [Moderator]: Lots of thought going into this one here [Kat jokingly]: I thought this is the lightning round?
[Laughter] [Moderator]: This is the lightning round. Alright and reveal your answers [Varun and Justin reveal answer, “Jeremy”]
[Kat and Dom reveal answer, “Waverly”] [Cheers]
[Moderator]: Alright! [Moderator]: Okay clear your whiteboards. Here we go. Next question [Dom looking for something to clear off her whiteboard]: I wish I had a, a t- [Moderator]: Most likely to fall while walking [Laughter] [Dom]: Interesting
[Kat]: Oh, interesting [Dom]: Most likely to fall whilst walking [Dom]: oooo
[Moderator]: Who’s the trip hazard? [Kat]: I’m going to go out on a limb
[Dom]: I think we both are at times [Laughter] [Dom]: Babe, we both are at times
[Moderator]: Okay Waverly, five seconds [Dom panics]: Ah! [Kat]: I’d go with your gut. I feel like your gut was right [Laughter] [Dom continues panicking]: Ah! Ah! [Moderator]: Okay. Are we ready down there Waverly? [Dom still panicking]: Oh no! No no! Oh no! Ah! [Moderator]: Okay [Dom]: You really think my gut was right?
[Kat]: Yeah, I do. I do [Laughter]
[Moderator]: Okay [Moderator]: Careful, don’t walk that line of cheating there you know? [Laughter] [Moderator]: Okay, are we ready now? [Dom panic squeals]: Ah!
[Laughter] [Dom]: Yeah
[Moderator]: Alright reveal your answers [Kat and Dom reveal answer, “Nicole”]
[Kat]: hey! [Varun and Justin reveal answer, “Robin”]
[Justin]: I know! I’m stoned! [Moderator]: Alright. You can clear your whiteboards again. So that was two, uh, points to Wayhaught, correct? Okay [voices from the crowd]: What did the boards say?
Yeah, we don’t know what the boards say [Dom]: Oh, sorry!
[Kat and Dom]: Nicole! [Laughter]
[Kat]: Sorry! We’ll be better at that [Moderator]: Alright here we go Most likely to get everyone in trouble? [Laughter] [Dom takes a deep breath]
[Dom]: oooooo [Varun]: Yes
[Kat]: Oh! [Laughter] [Varun]: ugh [Kat]: That’s an open for interpretation too [Dom takes a deep breath]
[Dom]: Babe
[Kat]: Yeah? [Moderator]: Alright. Ready everybody? [Dom]: We might not get this
[Moderator]: Jeremy are you ready?
[Varun]: Yes [Moderator]: And reveal! [Kat panics]: Ah! I’m changing my mind! [Varun and Justin reveal answers, “Robin”]
[Moderator]: Alright two points, two points to- [Kat and Dom reveal answers, “Nicole”]
[Dom]: Yes! [Dom]: oh Nicole, Nicole, Nicole [Moderator]: Two points to each team there Alright. Okay clear your boards [Varun]: Oh that’s funny [Dom giggles] [Moderator]: Who can hold their breath the longest? [Laughter and the sound of most of the crowd with their minds back in the gutter] [Moderator]: Five seconds [Dom]: oooh [Moderator]: Are we all ready [Dom]: I can’t work out if there’s a reference in the show of anything like.. there’s no reference is there? [Moderator: This is one of those inference questions [Dom]: Huh? What’d you say? [Moderator]: It’s an interference question. You have to infer.
[Varun]: I like it [Moderator]: Alright. Everybody ready? [Dom]: yeah
[Moderator]: And reveal your answers [Varun and Justin reveal answers, “Robin”]
[Varun and Justin]: Yes [Kat reveals answer, “Nicole”]
[Dom reveals answer, “Waverly”] [Moderator]: Oh! Two points to Jetri [Varun]: I get it, I get it [Moderator]: Alright. Here we go
[Kat]: You probably hold your breath for a really long time [unintelligible] [Moderator]: Who says I’m sorry first after a fight? [crowd]: ooooooo [Dom takes a deep breath]
[Dom]: Aah! [Kat]: I know
[Moderator]: Your gut is probably the right answer so go with your gut on this one [Moderator]: Who says I’m sorry first after a fight? [voice in the crowd]: Don’t think about it
[Dom]: I’m going with my gut babe
[Moderator]: Alright [Dom]: Have you written something down?
[Kat]: Yeah I have
[Moderator]: Five question-, Five seconds! [Dom]: I’m going with my gut babe [Moderator]: Alright. Here we go
[Kat]: Go with your gut eh? [Moderator]: Are you ready there Waverly? [Dom]: Do you feel sure about your answer?
[Kat]: No [Varun]: Oh my God! Are we allowed to discuss these answers? [Kat]: We’re not discussing, we’re discussing AROUND it [Varun laughs] [Moderator]: Okay. Here we go
[Varun]: There’s a lot of gut talk going on right now [Moderator]: Ready or not reveal your answers please [Dom sings “Ready or Not Here I Come (Can’t hide from Love)” by The Delfonics [Varun and Justin reveal answers, “Jeremy”]
[Kat and Dom reveal answers, “Nicole”] [Varun]: Yes!
[Moderator]: Alright two points Jetri, two points Wayhaught [Dom]: Nicole. Nicole [Moderator]: Alright. Two more questions in the lightning round [voice from the crowd]: we can’t see your boards [Dom]: We answered Nicole Nicole. We both, we both put Nicole [Moderator]: Alright. Here we go Two more questions. Second to last question Who is the bigger flirt? [crowd]: oooooooooh [Dom takes a deep breath] [Moderator]: Five seconds [Cheers] [Dom]: Interesting [Dom]: oooo
[Moderator]: Alright. Are we ready to reveal our answers? And reveal your answers!
[Dom panicking]: Wait wait wait wait wait! [Dom]: I didn’t- I, I, I took it off because I saw something that Kat did [Laughter] [Dom]: So. Is that cheating? [Kat]: No. Just go with your original answer before you saw what I did [Varun and Justin reveal answers, “Robin”] [Moderator]: Yeah, what was the original answer? [Dom]: but, but I remembered something [Laughter] [Moderator]: but Waverly you’re, you’re out of time. What was your original answer? [Kat]: My answer was neutral
[Dom]: My original answer [Kat and Dom reveal answers, “Nicole”] [Dom]: my original. This wasn’t my original answer
[Kat]: Oh well. That’s okay [Moderator]: Alright. We have two points Jetri, two points Wayhaught. Here we go The final lightning round question Who fell in love first? [crowd]: Awwww [Dom]: Awww [Dom]: I think, I think, I think so [Varun]: Think? [Dom]: I think [Dom]: I mean it’s a really hard question
[Kat]: I think- [Dom]: It depends wha- what you do mean about love. Like
[Kat]: Yeah [Varun]: Yeah. No, that’s very true
[Kat]: I’m going to say like, my answer means really love [Moderator]: Okay [Varun]: Wait. There’s more than love? There’s really love? [Kat]: No, it’s just like. There’s LIKE and then there’s LOVE [Varun]: but then there’s really love after that [Laughter] [Kat]: Really love is like fifteen years down the road
[Varun]: Okay. Yeah, you’re right. I get it [Moderator]: Five seconds. Five seconds contestants [Dom]: I don’t know if this is like a-
like, makes me look- [Kat]: No
[Varun]: No. It’s good [Moderator]: Alright. That’s time [Moderator]: And reveal your boards [Varun and Justin reveal answers, “Jeremy”]
[Kat reveals answer, “Waverly”]
[Dom reveals answer, “Nicole”] [Dom and the crowd are shocked by Kat’s answer] [Kat]: You said me? [Moderator]: Alright two points Jetri. No points Wayhaught. That uh, that one concludes the lightning round [Moderator]: but it’s okay
[Dom]: so surprising [Moderator]: Christy if you can, uh, total those points for us. We’ll get our point totals for this round [Christy]: We’re mathing
[Moderator]: Okay, we’re mathing quickly [Christy]: So our score cards are in dominations of five.
[Dom to front row]: are you serious? [Moderator]: Oh
[Christy]: the last round was in dominations of two
[Moderator]: Okay. Well, round up [Varun]: round up to five
[Kat laughs] [Christy]: Okay. I’m rounding, I’m rounding. Hold on [unintelligible from crowd]
[Laughter] [Speakers start playing random music] [Moderator]: Thank you for the music [Dom]: [unintelligible]. Like, the thing about it and stuff was like, [Dom gasps] My God that woman loves her so much [Kat]: But I think
[Moderator]: Okay. If we- [Kat]: This is what I think. It’s because
[Dom]: It depends what we call about love [Kat]: Love, love right? I think Nicole, like, held herself from falling in love until she was sure that Waverly would go there too [Dom]: How can you hold yourself from falling in love?? *talking all at once* [Moderator]: There’s definately going to be-
[Dom]: You can’t hold yourself from falling in love!
[Kat]: I think you- [Kat]: I think you can guard your heart to a certain extent
[Dom sighs] [Moderator]: There’s going to be a conversation on the homestead later today folks [Kat]: We’ll discuss it later [Justin]: When was it for you Jeremy?
[Moderator]: Don’t, don’t leave Waverly we need you. I know you’re upset that’s okay [Varun]: The instant you walked in
[Justin]: [unintelligible] [Dom]: Imagine if that was a real question on this newlywed show and that happened to two people and it was so embarassing and awkward [Dom]: Imagine if this was a real life situation. And who fell in love first and you wrote the other person and it was like your- [Dom]: oooo. Well, not necessarily like the fall in love thing, but I mean yeah [Dom]: All big questions. I appreciate it
[Kat]: It could be that I said it [unintelligible]. Sorry [Moderator]: That’s okay. So wrapping up, I see we have forty two for Jetri, forty five for Wayhaught and the final bonus question is the deciding factor. [Dom]: Bonus question, bonus question. Babe we got this.
[Varun and Justin]: [unintelligible] [Kat]: I thought we were going to kill these guys [Laughter]
[Moderator]: Alright. It’s time to find out the answers to the bonus question we asked earlier Talls, we asked your Smalls to predict what YOUR answer would be [Kat]: Okay [Moderator]: If your answer and your partners answer are the same you will earn an additional twenty five points to your final score
[Dom sings]: Five Five Five! [shouting from crowd]
[Moderator]: Christy if you will please return the whiteboards with the Smalls answers to the players. To the Smalls, yes [Justin]: Okay [Moderator]: Alright
[Dom]: Thank you [Moderator]: Okay Talls get to write your answers down Here we go [Dom takes a deep breath] [Moderator]: This is an option A or option B question Do YOU prefer vegan tacos or tofu hot dogs? [Laughter] [Varun chuckles] [Varun]: Euphemism. Euphemism [Dom]: Come on, come on, come on [Laughter] [Kat]: Come on [Dom]: Come on [Moderator]: Okay couples. Great ready Go ahead uh, Jetri go ahead and reveal since Wayhaught jumped the gun. Go ahead and reveal your answers [Varun and Justin reveal answers, “Tofu Hot Dogs”] [Moderator]: Did everybody get the same answer? Alright Wayhaught that means you are the winning couple. Wayhaught you are our Newlywed Game winners And of course [Crowd is confused] [Moderator]: They’re not? They’re the same answer [Dom]: Yes!
[Kat and Dom reveal answers, “Tacos” / “Vegan Tacos”] [Dom]: YEAH! [Moderator]: So. So Wayhaught you squeaked by. You are our Newlywed winners of course what would winning be without a prize, and here’s yours: An all inclusive two day, three night stay at Purgatory’s own Forever Eternity Spa [Dom]: What?!? Noooooo
[Kat]: No! [Moderator]: You’ll stay-
[Dom]: Nooooooooooo [Kat jokingly]: Can we have a different prize? [Moderator]: You’ll stay in the luxurious honeymoon suite and enjoy all of the amenities the spa has to offer including couples massage, mud baths and of course their famous hot tub [Laughter] [Moderator]: Where you can reconnect, reconnect with your cutie over as many different flavored waters as you can carry [Laughter] [Kat]: How did you like it last time?
[Moderator]: Let’s have a big round of applause for our contestants. [Cheers] and for our score keeper Christy [Cheers] [Moderator]: Thank you everybody you have been terrific. I have been your host Jen Tidwell and we’ll see you next time on The Newlywed Game

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