This is a story of a video game called The
Stanley Parable. You know The Stanley Parable of course. After
all, it was the video game sensation of 2013. Don’t you remember all those awards we were
nominated for? And this year’s winner for Best Narrative
is… The Last of Us.
The Last of Us. The Last of Us.
Papers Please. The Last of Us.
Papers Please. The Last of Us! Yes, it was thrilling to be so unanimously recognized by our peers. Which is why we’ve locked the game’s source code away where it can never be touched by the greedy hand of capitalism. A pristine time capsule of perfect artistic
integrity, to be preserved for– Wait. What do you mean we never put the game
on consoles? Of course we put it on consoles! We didn’t?
Excuse me a moment. [A haunting voice from a distance] Stanley! [The same haunting voice, getting closer] Stanley! Staaanleeey! Gotcha! Stanley, I’ve had a great idea! I want to add new endings and new content, new adventures for you! Won’t it be fun? Oh shush, of course it will. We’ll package it up with the original game
and we’ll put it on consoles and everyone will buy it again because they’re suckers! Come come, daddy needs a third swimming pool. What do you mean The Last of Us 2 is also coming out next year?