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(soft marching music) – President Obama is now being taken to task for asking Marines to shield him during a news conference rain shower. – [News Anchor] He asked them to hold umbrellas over his head, (dramatic music) over his head, over his head. – Check out the picture of the Marines holding the umbrella

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I’ve never seen anything like it. I haven’t been able to sleep at night. There’s a big sinkhole in the city. You gotta stay strong. Don’t give in to fear out there, right? How did this happen!? Calm down, buddy. Calm down. Send reinforcements! Wait! Hurry up! Help me! [SCREAMING] Jill? Over here! What the

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If you see one of those things, no matter who they were, you can’t hesitate. Take them out if you can, or you run. *Tofu jumpscare* Hello Internet, Welcome to Game Theory, the only show online that could believably do an episode dedicated to the real-world possibilities of giant sapient tofu. In fact, huh, lemme

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