♫He’s gonna take you back to the past, ♫To play the shitty games that suck ass. ♫He’d rather have a buffalo ♫Take a diarrhea dump in his ear. ♫He’d rather eat the rotten asshole ♫Of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer. ♫He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard! ♫He’s the angry Nintendo nerd!