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– You should review E.T. – No. They give the game to one person, to design in five weeks! That’s bullshit! Now that’s what you should say in the video! I can’t even be pissed off, and have it mean anything anymore. It’s the worst game, but it’s the greatest game story ever told. Did

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♫He’s gonna take you back to the past, ♫To play the shitty games that suck ass. ♫He’d rather have a buffalo ♫Take a diarrhea dump in his ear. ♫He’d rather eat the rotten asshole ♫Of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer. ♫He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard! ♫He’s the angry Nintendo nerd!

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*intro* Let’s play charades. Who am I? If you guessed Pitfall Harry, then you’re right. Good ol’ Harry got his start in Pitfall, the classic Atari game. But he didn’t start acting like an asshole until the NES came along. **SUPER PITFALL** One of the most deceptive uses of the word SUPER in videogame history.

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This game sucks. Castlevania 1 and 3 are great classic Nintendo games, but for Castlevania 2, Simon’s Quest, the game designers obviously were not thinking straight. At first it seems like a pretty decent game, a little different from the first in the series but, that’s okay. Zelda 2 was different from the first, Mario

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♪ He’s gonna take you back to the past ♪ ♪ To play the shitty games that suck ass! ♪ ♪ He’d rather have ♪ ♪ a buffalo ♪ ♪ take a diarrhea dump in his ear! ♪ ♪ He’d rather eat ♪ ♪ the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk, ♪ ♪ and down

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He’s gonna take you back to the past To play the shitty games that suck ass He’d rather have a buffalo Take a diarrhea dump in his ear He’d rather eat the rotten asshole Of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd

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♪ He’s gonna take you back to the past ♪ ♪ To play the shitty games that sucks ass ♪ ♪ He’d rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear ♪ ♪ He rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer ♪ ♪ He’s the angriest

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♩He’s gonna take you back to the past♫ ♬to play the shitty games that suck ass♪ ♩He’d rather have a buffalo♫ ♪take a diarrhea dump in his ear♫ ♩He’d rather eat the rotten asshole♫ ♬of a road killed skunk and down it with beer♪ ♩He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard♫ ♪He’s the Angry Nintendo

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Happy Halloween. And guess what I have here? I was doing an autograph signing not too long ago, and one of my fans hands me this piece of paper. It’s a petition to review Ghosts N’ Goblins. Yeah, he went through the line and got everybody to sign it. Now, what’s there to say about

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(sniffing) (sniffing) What is that smell? (sniffing) Wh– what could it… (sniffing) All these years, I thought a skunk crawled in here and choked to death on dogshit, but it’s actually coming from this corner… (sniffing) I-It’s coming from one of these magazines! It’s… It’s this one! Nintendo Power: Volume 74! Huh… (sniffing) Of course.

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