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*Intro* Nerd: You know, there’s been many games based on the Angry Video Game Nerd. Which is me. Yeah, all these years while I’ve been busy playing shitty games, people have been making games… about myself! There’s been so many games about me, I can’t even keep up! Unlike the majority of games I’ve ripped

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♫ Terminator-esque AVGN theme ♫ I’m back. And so is Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Expendables 2. I can’t wait to see that. In the 80’s and 90’s, nobody kicked as much ass and coined as many catchphrases as he did. And now that he’s comin’ back to do a little more acting, I think it’s

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He’s gonna take you back to the past To play the shitty games that suck ass He’d rather have A buffalo Take a diarrhea dump in his ear He’d rather eat The rotten asshole Of a road kill skunk and down it with beer He’s the angriest gamer You ever heard He’s The Angry Nintendo

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He’s gonna take you back to the past To play the shitty games that suck ass He’d rather have a buffalo Take a diarrhea dump in his ear He’d rather eat the rotten asshole Of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd

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It’s a Nintoaster. And yes, it works. He’s gonna take you back to the past To play the shitty games that suck ass He’d rather have a buffalo Take a diarrhea dump in his ear He’d rather eat the rotten asshole Of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer He’s the angriest gamer you’ve

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– You should review E.T. – No. They give the game to one person, to design in five weeks! That’s bullshit! Now that’s what you should say in the video! I can’t even be pissed off, and have it mean anything anymore. It’s the worst game, but it’s the greatest game story ever told. Did

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♫He’s gonna take you back to the past, ♫To play the shitty games that suck ass. ♫He’d rather have a buffalo ♫Take a diarrhea dump in his ear. ♫He’d rather eat the rotten asshole ♫Of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer. ♫He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard! ♫He’s the angry Nintendo nerd!

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*intro* Let’s play charades. Who am I? If you guessed Pitfall Harry, then you’re right. Good ol’ Harry got his start in Pitfall, the classic Atari game. But he didn’t start acting like an asshole until the NES came along. **SUPER PITFALL** One of the most deceptive uses of the word SUPER in videogame history.

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This game sucks. Castlevania 1 and 3 are great classic Nintendo games, but for Castlevania 2, Simon’s Quest, the game designers obviously were not thinking straight. At first it seems like a pretty decent game, a little different from the first in the series but, that’s okay. Zelda 2 was different from the first, Mario

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♪ He’s gonna take you back to the past ♪ ♪ To play the shitty games that suck ass! ♪ ♪ He’d rather have ♪ ♪ a buffalo ♪ ♪ take a diarrhea dump in his ear! ♪ ♪ He’d rather eat ♪ ♪ the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk, ♪ ♪ and down

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