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(Dr. Mario) Time-a for your physical! Step on the scale, please (Luigi) MAMA MIA!! Epic Game Theory Theme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello Internet. Welcome to GAME THEORY! Where you know what I’ve got myself a to-do list. Over the last seven years of this show there have been a lot of lingering mysteries. The story of FNAF, will

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Jaiden: In the skies above Peach’s castle – you’re missing the dialogue! James: We’re missing the sToRy, well actually… Jaiden: You’re missing BOWSER. James: You’re- We’re gonna be- we’re gonna be skipping a lot of this story. Jaiden: Why?? It’s important to the speedrun. Adam: The intricate.. uhm.. stealing of the princesses. Jaiden: Skip the

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It’s the Nintendo Switch presentation, but every time you hear a *snap* it’s a Game Theory about the Nintendo Switch. One *snap* Well, darn. (quietly) That was fast. (Theme song.) Hello, Internet! Welcome to GAME THEORY! Where, let’s be honest Someone from the Nintendo marketing team Clearly misread his e-mails and thought it was the

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Mr. MatPat, How many moons does it take to get to New Donk City? Let’s find out. a one! *crunching noises* a two-hoo! *more crunching noises* a three! Twenty minutes later… 46 47 48! 48 sugary moons. Now if you’ll excuse me, I don’t feel too well. BBLLEEEAARGH [intro music] [ding] [ding] [ding] [ding] [intro

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In Super Mario Odyssey you take the role of Mario on a quest to rescue Princess Peach from Bowser’s diabolical wedding plans… you fail Mario dies The end it’s Super Mario Odyssey you take the role of Mario’s corpse My name is Merio Mario. I never believed in gahosts until I came face to face

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No No-o god No! [Present Mat] You know, it’s always amazed me that the channel blew up the way it did With dud jokes like that one. I mean look at it! Is that even acting? Ugh, and it’s so drawn out as an intro too Man, it’s a good thing We don’t do the

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(Subtitles by Swan Htet) Dear Every Game Company on planet Earth, today We’re doing a video that has hands-down the most fun most ambitious and most like oMFG This is way too much material to cover in one video and promise tomorrow (no way) Topic I’ve ever tried to do the question is simple enough:

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Welcome back gamers, this is Danny from NintendoCade channel, today is my top five of the really most anticipated games for the Nintendo Switch that you must own. It’s a really exciting system and a great time for gamers. So, I will start right things off and that’s number five that’s Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.

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*heartbeat* + *cheering* *gasp* *blood curdling* Peach: Oh noooo! Hello Internet, Welcome to GAME THEORY! Spending more time analyzing fictional athletics than actually going outside. I know I recently said that Mario is classified as overweight according to the BMI scale. But one thing BMI doesn’t do a good job at factoring in is muscle

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