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When will Lord Sarver and your master of basketball operations be arriving? They have entrusted me as emissary. Now what is this trade? Trade? No We’ve come to discuss an alliance An alliance? How would that even work? Think of it more as a merger Individually, our houses are weak but together, we can dominate

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Well we’re all very excited to have you here But I must warn you, the Garpax has eyes EVERYWHERE Be careful what you say and let your game do the talking Have no doubt, I’m as healthy as ever AND I shoot threes now There’s no reason we can’t form a superteam Is that…is that

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Warriors? Cavs. Cavs have tarantulas fighting for them. I don’t fight for the Cavs. I’m Kevin of Durant. Small forward to the Oklahoma citadel well, okay. Technically. I’m a free agent But I’m gonna re-sign for one more year because the gold cap goes up and I can get more money. It doesn’t matter That’s

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But but why are you leaving you? I’m a free agent now Will you be back Yes One way or another Your stash brother steven will look after you now, you’ll be in good hands ??, she’ll be right? well, I must be going now time for me to test the Market [yah] yah yah

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*Medieval music* Who scored 81 points in one single game? It’s Kobe the Mamba Bryant! Light up a joint and shout out his name It’s Kobe the Mamba Bryant! Game winning threes. The king of the bank. It’s Kobe the Mamba Bryant! Gold like me teeth, Purple like me drank It’s Kobe the Mamba Bryant!

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