♫ Terminator-esque AVGN theme ♫ I’m back. And so is Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Expendables 2. I can’t wait to see that. In the 80’s and 90’s, nobody kicked as much ass and coined as many catchphrases as he did. And now that he’s comin’ back to do a little more acting, I think it’s
♫He’s gonna take you back to the past, ♫To play the shitty games that suck ass. ♫He’d rather have a buffalo ♫Take a diarrhea dump in his ear. ♫He’d rather eat the rotten asshole ♫Of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer. ♫He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard! ♫He’s the angry Nintendo nerd!
♪ He’s gonna take you back to the past ♪ ♪ To play the shitty games that sucks ass ♪ ♪ He’d rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear ♪ ♪ He rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer ♪ ♪ He’s the angriest