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Why wait for Assassin’s Creed Syndicate? If you want a new AC game to play right now, I’ve got a secret that’s going to BLOW YOUR MIND (theme music) Hello Internet! Welcome to Game Theory The show that, like Assassin’s Creed, keeps coming back for more Every Year Wow, it really has been a once

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[OMINOUS CELLO] …It’s been half a year. So let’s do this. Let’s solve the secrets of FNaF Sister Location MONTHS… ..before the game comes out! [OMINOUS MUSIC] Hello Internet! Welcome to Game Theory, where today the goal is to solve the biggest gaming mystery of 2016 before it even exists! For once I’m gonna get

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(whoosh) (MattPat’s creepy voice) Rise and shine, loyal theorists. Rise and . . . shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job, watching your videos on fidget spinners and Jake Paul. Well, let’s just say your hour has come . . . again, to wake up, theorists. Wake up

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[Audience sounds] Calm down! Calm down! I see we got a little bit more time for questions. So uhhh… You! Girl! Uh- yeah. I was wondering if uh- You know what? Stop, sorry. I can’t be seen talking to you The internet might get the wrong idea about our relationship So instead, let me talk

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MatPat has gone crazy. He has us running the Theory Machine 24/7. He says he needs to “Appease the YouTube Algorithm” to save us all. Whatever that means… The Theory Machine was never meant to sustain this kind of load. Things are bound to go wrong. I heard the machine said that Han and Leia

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*Heavy breathing, distorted lullaby by Johannes Brahms* T̷̢̈h̶͓̕ả̴̡t̸͖̄’̷͙̑s̸̥̀ ̶̼͋ṉ̸̊ọ̵̆ẗ̶͙́ ̷͚̈́g̶̳͊o̶͙͒i̷̺͆n̸͙̆g̴̮͐ ̸̥̐ṯ̷͊o̵̙͝ ̵̨̌p̶̛͓r̷͕̒o̸̲̾t̶̘͆e̵̼̽c̸͍͒ṫ̴͚ ̷̰͝ŷ̵̜o̵̯̊ṳ̵́ *Scream* *Game Theory intro music* D̶̖̾o̴̲̓ ̵̭̐n̷̟̎o̷͍̔t̵̩͘ ̴̫͠l̷̪̀o̸̲̾ó̶̢k̸̲͊ ̷̗̈b̴̘͗e̸͖͝h̴̝̅i̶͇̋n̷̙̑d̶̕͜ ̷̪͑ȳ̵͈o̷̩̍ū̷̮.̷̧͌ *Game Theory intro music* T̸̛̪h̷̗̓e̷̓ͅy̶͓̅ ̵̨̅l̴̡̃i̵̠͋e̷̗̽d̵͍̔ ̷̱͗t̸͙̋ó̵̲ ̴͔̔u̶̖̓s̸̯̈́.̴̖̐ *Game Theory intro music* Hello Internet! Welcome to Game Theory, the show that usually tries to encourage you to look at the world with

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“Most importantly, when the next installment is. Spoiler alert, it’ll be a while.” Aw YOU GOTTA BE KIIDING ME! [Spooky glitch intro] Hello Internet! Welcome to Game Theory where last time, we began unraveling the puzzle that is Petscop. To make sure everything is clear, let me quickly summarize our findings in the form of

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Hi! Day 23. I continue to live amongst the Pac-Man undetected. To them, I am invisible, just another hungry yellow orb with black eyes, another jaundiced splotch, built for one purpose: to consume. I like it here. I feel at home, at peace. This is my sister from another mister, a family from another arcade

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– So a knight, a viking and a samurai walk into a bar. I ducked. [Awesome Game Theory Theme Plays] du du du du du du CRAZYMADCOOLGUITARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – Hello internet! Welcome to Game Theory! The show where we treat old grade school playground debates with the seriousness usually reserved for post-graduate dissertations. But before we

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*News reporters chatting* *Tapping mic* I know this might come as a surprise to a lot of you.. But, as of today… I’m going to be streaming EXCLUSIVELY.. On Blender. *Audience protests* I will now take questions from the audience! Umm.. Yes! You with the face! Guy: Isn’t Blender used for making…3D modeling animations and

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