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Well we’re all very excited to have you here But I must warn you, the Garpax has eyes EVERYWHERE Be careful what you say and let your game do the talking Have no doubt, I’m as healthy as ever AND I shoot threes now There’s no reason we can’t form a superteam Is that…is that

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Warriors? Cavs. Cavs have tarantulas fighting for them. I don’t fight for the Cavs. I’m Kevin of Durant. Small forward to the Oklahoma citadel well, okay. Technically. I’m a free agent But I’m gonna re-sign for one more year because the gold cap goes up and I can get more money. It doesn’t matter That’s

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Stick stance, Nicholas OK, sorry Going off his numbers from last year, you could make the case he’s become one of the best shooters in the Realm [Scoff] You can never have too much shooting, Steph Klay, your thoughts? Huh? Um Yeah. Um. Yeah, I think it’s unsafe. A bit shaky I think Swaggy P

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(animated orchestral music) – LeBron James is one of the best NBA players ever, and he has validated his excellence by winning a whole lot. There’s a good chance James will retire having played more playoff games than these career leaders, and of course, several of LeBron’s playoff runs have ended in a championship. But

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Derrick Rose I’ve been watching you for a long [time] You’re the three-eyed bird. No, that’s larry What is this place? Where are we north? Carolina where the hornets of the forest we were here long before the bobcats [I]? seek your wisdom So that I may be a great ball like you once where

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I see a fifth- or sixth-seed team [cheers] Who will, at best, make it to the second round We are the new Kings of the East! Ugh, this again? Didn’t we do this last year? I defend anyone Except LeBron We’ll take the horse Wait, I’m not a bust He says he’s not a bust

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B-but…why are you leaving? I’m a free agent now Will you be back? Yes, one way or another Your Stashe Brother Steven will look after you now You will be in good hands…dlebars She’ll be a’right Well, I must be going now It’s time for me to test the markets Ya! Ya! Fare thee well,

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Well, on that note… why don’t we go ahead and see who got the first pick? And the winner of the Zion lottery is… House Cavs! Oh, yes! F–k you, Lebron! And the winner of the Zion lottery is… House Suns! Oh, YEAH! And the winner of the Zion lottery is… House Knicks! -Oh, yeah!

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Where we flies a dogs were folks [happy]? Boy, the Glory he lives inside of Terry porter’s head Well four bar Friday, what do we have here? We are the Timberwolves. Put your guard down boy. What’s your name? I’m Wiggins. This here’s Kat. We’re both number one picks and squires of the year. Is

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King James! King James! Here to help our house go right! You’re going to love it here. Greatest city in the world. You’re the next chapter in its long history of greatness. So wonderful to welcome LeBron to the Lakers family. We’re definitely going to the tournament this year. We’d better. Go back to Cleveland!

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