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Warriors? Cavs. Cavs have tarantulas fighting for them. I don’t fight for the Cavs. I’m Kevin of Durant. Small forward to the Oklahoma citadel well, okay. Technically. I’m a free agent But I’m gonna re-sign for one more year because the gold cap goes up and I can get more money. It doesn’t matter That’s

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-So, Brenda, you grew up in Southern California, correct? -Yes. -Okay, girl, so, tell me, what is the most L.A. thing about you? -Uh, probably the fact that I bleed purple and gold. I’m a huge Lakers fan. [ Cheers and applause ] Well, hold on, guys. This is my big claim to fame. I

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Derrick Rose I’ve been watching you for a long [time] You’re the three-eyed bird. No, that’s larry What is this place? Where are we north? Carolina where the hornets of the forest we were here long before the bobcats [I]? seek your wisdom So that I may be a great ball like you once where

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I see a fifth- or sixth-seed team [cheers] Who will, at best, make it to the second round We are the new Kings of the East! Ugh, this again? Didn’t we do this last year? I defend anyone Except LeBron We’ll take the horse Wait, I’m not a bust He says he’s not a bust

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B-but…why are you leaving? I’m a free agent now Will you be back? Yes, one way or another Your Stashe Brother Steven will look after you now You will be in good hands…dlebars She’ll be a’right Well, I must be going now It’s time for me to test the markets Ya! Ya! Fare thee well,

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Thereís a reason why Damian Lillard is one of the select few guys on the Heat Check intro. This dude can pull up from anywhere. Against Philly he fired away from damn near the logo and swished it. He went 8 for 11 from downtown in this game. Absolutely ridiculous. But even Dame going God

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Sold out spectrum Sportsnet body presents Laker basketball this evening the Lakers take on the starters for them with Draymond Green cleared and then for the Lakers Rajon Rondo is going to be the star last Friday night This place is packed. It’s rocking. It feels like a playoff teams who last year averaged nine

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*Medieval music* Who scored 81 points in one single game? It’s Kobe the Mamba Bryant! Light up a joint and shout out his name It’s Kobe the Mamba Bryant! Game winning threes. The king of the bank. It’s Kobe the Mamba Bryant! Gold like me teeth, Purple like me drank It’s Kobe the Mamba Bryant!

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Do you know why the whole world hates a clipper? You’re just a whiny little baby Who’s far to slow on the flop Are you ashamed of me, Father? You are the former first-team All-ACC McDonald’s All-American Naismith Prep Player of the Year And you are my son I bet you need whole new library

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King James! King James! Here to help our house go right! You’re going to love it here. Greatest city in the world. You’re the next chapter in its long history of greatness. So wonderful to welcome LeBron to the Lakers family. We’re definitely going to the tournament this year. We’d better. Go back to Cleveland!

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