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Announcer- “And now, the Game Theorist’s present.” Announcer- “Poetry… with MatPat.” ~MatPat clears throat~ MatPat- “Roses are red,” MatPat- “Violets are blue,” MatPat- “Could playing ‘Dating Sims’,” MatPat- “Mean more dates, for you?” Announcer- “This concludes poetry with MatPat.” -Hello internet! -Welcome to ‘Game Theory’. -The show for when I promise you a ‘Dating Sim’

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Nope, you’re not dreaming. It is possible to piece together the pieces of FNAF. It’s just a nightmare trying to do it. Game Theory (FNAF intro) Hello internet! Welcome to Game Theory. Where it’s another day, another FNAF timeline. Don’t worry though I promise this will e my final stab at putting it all together

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2018 was the hardest year in my life. And I don’t mean that in the way a YouTuber stubs their toe and suddenly says, ‘Oh my gosh! I almost died!’ I actually mean that 2018 was the year filled with the highest of highs, but also the lowest of lows that I’ve ever experienced in

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*Knock Knock Knock* Oh hey, Welcome. I am so glad you were able to make it to my big housewarming party. Come on in. Come in. Come in. Oh, don’t worry about taking off your shoes. This is all just a bunch of animated cutouts anyway, for an opening joke. Not like you’re going to

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“Hello please, and welcome please to theorist plus. Please press continue to continue.” Okay, so if we view this button from the back side are there any secrets there No? Can I look under the floor? Maybe I need to literally look Into the continue button myself. If I just glitch my head in round

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Oh my gosh it’s really late P what is he doing? i keep telling him he has to stop working so late hey what are you up to? wait a minute wait a minute? are you playing moble games? I was… no! no i’m working! are you playing them again? are you filming this? would

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very rarely am i afraid to hit publish on a video sure there are theories that I know are gonna end up being controversial but at the end of the day they’re all just meant for fun there are a few out there that are about actual real topics that matter the stuff about how

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Do you love watching game theory But don’t want the hassle of logging into YouTube and waiting for an upload that’s supposed to happen on Saturday But it’s almost always late every week Well now you don’t have to. Get all the satisfaction of putting together mind-blowing theories of your own with Theory crates. An

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And… finished! *laughs* My three-story dream mansion is finally done! Oh, happy day. Oh joy of joys! *creeper hiss in background* No. Oh-ho-ho no. No no no no no! Stay away from my house you.. you blocky green phallus! Oh! Never mind, it was just a creeper. *Game Theory intro music* Hello internet! Welcome to

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Hello Internet, welcome to Game Theory! Can you finish watching this episode without touching a coin? No. No you cannot. You know, over the years we’ve explored the Super Marioverse from a number of different angles. We’ve looked at the sciences, from the biology and psychology to the psychics and astronomy We’ve examined the humanities!

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