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[OMINOUS CELLO] …It’s been half a year. So let’s do this. Let’s solve the secrets of FNaF Sister Location MONTHS… ..before the game comes out! [OMINOUS MUSIC] Hello Internet! Welcome to Game Theory, where today the goal is to solve the biggest gaming mystery of 2016 before it even exists! For once I’m gonna get

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(whoosh) (MattPat’s creepy voice) Rise and shine, loyal theorists. Rise and . . . shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job, watching your videos on fidget spinners and Jake Paul. Well, let’s just say your hour has come . . . again, to wake up, theorists. Wake up

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[Audience sounds] Calm down! Calm down! I see we got a little bit more time for questions. So uhhh… You! Girl! Uh- yeah. I was wondering if uh- You know what? Stop, sorry. I can’t be seen talking to you The internet might get the wrong idea about our relationship So instead, let me talk

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MatPat has gone crazy. He has us running the Theory Machine 24/7. He says he needs to “Appease the YouTube Algorithm” to save us all. Whatever that means… The Theory Machine was never meant to sustain this kind of load. Things are bound to go wrong. I heard the machine said that Han and Leia

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“Most importantly, when the next installment is. Spoiler alert, it’ll be a while.” Aw YOU GOTTA BE KIIDING ME! [Spooky glitch intro] Hello Internet! Welcome to Game Theory where last time, we began unraveling the puzzle that is Petscop. To make sure everything is clear, let me quickly summarize our findings in the form of

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Hi! Day 23. I continue to live amongst the Pac-Man undetected. To them, I am invisible, just another hungry yellow orb with black eyes, another jaundiced splotch, built for one purpose: to consume. I like it here. I feel at home, at peace. This is my sister from another mister, a family from another arcade

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*News reporters chatting* *Tapping mic* I know this might come as a surprise to a lot of you.. But, as of today… I’m going to be streaming EXCLUSIVELY.. On Blender. *Audience protests* I will now take questions from the audience! Umm.. Yes! You with the face! Guy: Isn’t Blender used for making…3D modeling animations and

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With Marvel modernizing Spider-Man as much as they did in Homecoming, I wonder what J. Jonah Jameson and the Daily Bugle will look like. *fantasy cross fading to dream sequence* [Matt pretending to be J.J.] We have LITERAL aliens attacking us from the skies, blonde guys claiming to be gods, and the Jolly Green Giant

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Rumor has it there’s been video circulating around online that there’s this new super-rare Pokemon out that has proven impossible to catch. But you know me, impossible is not a word that I understand, so we’re gonna find this thing, and stick him in our balls. Rock! Rock! The Rock? Wha— Some sort of weird

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You’d think in Fallout if scientists could create house robots and power armour they could’ve at least figured out colour TV by now right? I mean really, good job creating a “fictional universe” there guys [slurps Diet Coke] [Game Theory theme plays] Hi guys, caption writer here. Since Mat didn’t give one, this is a

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