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>>HOW ARE YOU FEEL BEING THIS.>>I’M EXCITED. I GET TO WATCH TV AT WORK. HOW COOL IS THAT.>>I’M EXCITED, EXACTLY, COME ON IN, WE TRIED TO MAKE IT AS NICE AS POSSIBLE.>>WOW, GREAT.>>SO YOU HAVE A CAMERA UP HERE. A CAMERA THERE. THERE IS ALL THE DVD’S. SNACKS, A BUCKET.>>WHAT IS THE BUCKET FOR.>>.>>James: YOU’LL

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(soft marching music) – President Obama is now being taken to task for asking Marines to shield him during a news conference rain shower. – [News Anchor] He asked them to hold umbrellas over his head, (dramatic music) over his head, over his head. – Check out the picture of the Marines holding the umbrella

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Have you heard the good news about Jesus? Yeah? Now, have you heard the bad news about Jesus? NEWSWOMAN: This might actually be the Holy Grail of new video games. It’s called I Am Jesus Christ, and it lets gamers play Jesus– to heal a blind man, make fish appear in a bucket, and end

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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT THIS?>>I DON’T KNOW. I CAN’T BELIEVE I AGREED TO THIS A SECONDIME.>>Harry: YOU’VE PLAYED THIS BEFORE.>>I HAVE, BUT YOU HAVEN’T.>>Harry: THIS IS MY FIRST TIME. AND THE LAST TIME I WILL DO IT, ALSO. LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FOOD WE HAVE ON THE

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Golden Globe nominees were announced today. That was the big story. Everyone’s buzzing about it. They talk about who wasn’t nominated, because people are awful. My deleted scene from The Irishman was snubbed. (laughter) With Ray Romano. Who’s more Irish in that picture? Just, if you didn’t even see the clip. I was informed later

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-How it works is you’re going to hit this button here, which really works. It activates the opinion topic generator. It will land on a random topic that relates to this time of year. Whatever it is, you have to give your opinion on it. -Knee jerk? -Yep. First thing. Doesn’t have to be prepared.

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Real life’s not the best place to complain so the Internet is where I go. I write horrible things because I’m safe in my room. Would I say it to your face? No! During the day I work quietly away because I don’t want to cause a fuss. When I get back home I get

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– I love the show, theGame of Thrones,but I hate everybody that read the books. It’s weird. It’s a conundrum. I don’t hate that they read the books. I hate that they have to tell me they read the books. You know, it’s one of those things that people do when they tell you they

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