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My home island grows near When we get there my brothers will bestow on each of you great knowledge And hopefully turn this season around I don’t see anything Before you see them…you’ll hear them. Sh, listen [singing] Replay is a joke. It’s good for the officials but bad for the game What is that?

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Well, look who it is the Brow…and the Foul Just ignore them. They’re trying to get under your skin Aww…how cute is that, Enes Look at them They’re like closer than his eyebrows! Looks like Boogie Cousins has a Boogie Brother I don’t know though, I’m a bit scared I mean, with this chemistry they’ve

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Well we’re all very excited to have you here But I must warn you, the Garpax has eyes EVERYWHERE Be careful what you say and let your game do the talking Have no doubt, I’m as healthy as ever AND I shoot threes now There’s no reason we can’t form a superteam Is that…is that

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Warriors? Cavs. Cavs have tarantulas fighting for them. I don’t fight for the Cavs. I’m Kevin of Durant. Small forward to the Oklahoma citadel well, okay. Technically. I’m a free agent But I’m gonna re-sign for one more year because the gold cap goes up and I can get more money. It doesn’t matter That’s

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Stick stance, Nicholas OK, sorry Going off his numbers from last year, you could make the case he’s become one of the best shooters in the Realm [Scoff] You can never have too much shooting, Steph Klay, your thoughts? Huh? Um Yeah. Um. Yeah, I think it’s unsafe. A bit shaky I think Swaggy P

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You, Maester Hinkie, stand here accused of using the Dark Magic known as analytics! This here knucklehead has blasphemed against the ways of the old school! This heretic would have me rest my players I say RUN THEM ALL! I mean, this notion that losing leads to winning I mean, come on! This guy used

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Derrick Rose I’ve been watching you for a long [time] You’re the three-eyed bird. No, that’s larry What is this place? Where are we north? Carolina where the hornets of the forest we were here long before the bobcats [I]? seek your wisdom So that I may be a great ball like you once where

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– [Censor:] Do you mind if I fight somebody? – [Josh:] Nah, your world, squirrel. – [Censor:] All right, so, I don’t know anything about World of Warcraft. How do I do the charge attack? – One. – OK, tell me when I can do this— – Oh, nah, now my man— – I’m getting

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I see a fifth- or sixth-seed team [cheers] Who will, at best, make it to the second round We are the new Kings of the East! Ugh, this again? Didn’t we do this last year? I defend anyone Except LeBron We’ll take the horse Wait, I’m not a bust He says he’s not a bust

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